That open bar costs how much?
Age 5Mom's going to let me stay up till midnight! I'm sooooo exciizzzzzzzzzz.
Age 6I'm definitely staying up this yeazzzzzzzz.
Age 7
Made it till midnight! Dad gave us giant spoons to bang on pots and pans, this is awesome! Mom looks PISSED.
Made it till midnight! Dad gave us giant spoons to bang on pots and pans, this is awesome! Mom looks PISSED.
Age 9~*~*sLeEpOvErzZz*~*~
Age 13Kourtney's dad left his bottle of sherry
open in the kitchen. Should we take a little? Ew, this is gross. Put
some apple juice in it? Oh, this is kind of good. Am I drunk?
Age 15
We're so lucky Jesse's mom left him home alone on New Year's! And Kourtney got this six-pack of Smirnoff Ice for us to share with Leah, which is awesome. I'm definitely drunk.
We're so lucky Jesse's mom left him home alone on New Year's! And Kourtney got this six-pack of Smirnoff Ice for us to share with Leah, which is awesome. I'm definitely drunk.
Age 16You're supposed to kiss someone at midnight? That's so unfair for people who don't have boyfriends. I'll just kiss Kourtney.
Age 17I'm soooo in love with Billy I can't wait to make out with him at midnight.
Age 18First NYE back home with my high school
bitches! I'm glad I get to spend it with Billy; long-distance
relationships are sooo haaard.
Age 19
Ew, that asshole Billy is at this party. I'm not going near him.
Ew, that asshole Billy is at this party. I'm not going near him.
Age 19.001Ugh, why did I make out with Billy at midnight?
Age 21
I'm so glad we can go to bars on New Year's now! I bet the crowd will be amazing. I could meet my future husband at this bar, you never know! House parties are so lame.
I'm so glad we can go to bars on New Year's now! I bet the crowd will be amazing. I could meet my future husband at this bar, you never know! House parties are so lame.
Age 22The package for New Year's at the bar
costs how much?! That's like half my paycheck! But all my college
friends live here now so I'm sure it will be so fun I won't notice!
Age 22.001
Did I seriously just pay $200 to spend 20 minutes waiting for each of my drinks and an hour to get my coat?
Age 25Forget it, I'm not doing anything for New
Year's, it's so stupid. I'm staying home and watching Netflix.
Seriously. OK, fine, I'll go to that dive bar with you. Wait, is that
Billy? I'm never going out on New Year's again.
Age 27
Now that my apartment isn't the size of a shoebox, I'm going to have a fancy dinner and dancing party for New Year's. House parties are the best.
Now that my apartment isn't the size of a shoebox, I'm going to have a fancy dinner and dancing party for New Year's. House parties are the best.
Age 29
Shouldn't the baby at this party be asleep?
Shouldn't the baby at this party be asleep?
Age 33I may be spending New Year's in pajamas on my couch, but I'm totally staying up till midnzzzzzzz.
By Alexandra Martell
